D'angelo Ubermann

 "If I was super-villain, I would expose all the lies that civilized society was built on.  If I was a King, I would eradicate the throne. If I was a church leader, I would open memberships to atheists, agnostics and deist. If I was a Norse god, I would invoke Ragnarok.  If I was a CEO of a Wall street company, I require every employee from the investor to the custodian a vote to unionize.  If I was a Union Leader, I would require any anti-union workers to elect a leader to bargain with the boss.  All of these roles in these tasks would be preferable then the burden I face as a writer: coming up with something so new and original even the sun would be like, "well that's new." Yet, here I am, burdened with what my heart wants, trying to live up to the standards that I imposed on myself, yet ironically seldom live up to.